"The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once."

Q: What is the most precious commodity for a Princeton student? Is it money? Free food? Sex?
A: None of the above.

And as if time wasn't scarce enough already, DST has to come along and collect its yearly 60-minute tariff. Spring forward, guys! It doesn't help that it's the weekend before midterms, when we really need time the most.

On the bright side, compared to the amount of time I spend procrastinating on a given weekend, an hour doesn't seem all that bad. Then there's always the tax return to look forward to in the fall.