On the first day of reading period, my true love gave to me...

Things I have done in the past two hours:
Check e-mail (at least four times)
Check Facebook (twice for long periods)
Eat Pizza
Open textbook
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Things I must do before the day ends:
Read at least one chapter
Begin revising paper
Cry
Check to see if there's any news on Britney!!!!!

Just kidding about the last two.

I really need to read.