Squash Wall Street scoundrels, right in the middle of lecture

Frustrated over midterm exams? Can’t hold out for another 17 days until winter break? The iPhone has a new app to unleash that pent up anger: Squash the $treet, a Grand Theft Auto-esque game in which you can search and destroy unctuous bankers on Wall Street. In the middle of class you can now squash and flick the corrupt scoundrels as they attempt to flee from their office buildings whose awnings boast names like “Capital None” and “Shadygroup.” Highlights: blood splatter effects and screams by real-life bankers.