Sunday, October 11, 2009

"Masturbation in U. Showers is Strictly Prohibited"

You may have seen this posted in some men's bathrooms around campus. The Prox can officially report, after some extensive, hard-hitting journalism, that Dick W. Anker is not, in fact, an assistant dean of undergraduate life. So feel free to disregard said letter. Or you can print it out and laugh.


9 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is such an OLD OLD OLD Joke....try to be original next time.

Anonymous said...

whoever wrote these signs is unoriginal and should STFU/GTFO

Lolz said...

Hah that's genius

Anonymous said...

Hah that's genius

@ 1st Anonymous said...

sounds like someone's a little jealous he didn't think of doing this..

Anonymous said...

Haha I thought it was real until the man chowder part!

celticfury said...

this type of thing has a long history at princeton. in the late 70's/early 80's, J. Anderson ("andy") Brown, was the dean of students, and promulgated a ukase forbidding all sorts of appliances in dorm rooms (toasters, hot pots, etc.). shortly after this, a duplicate memo appeared on campus, identical in every detail, except...the signature? J. Anderson BLOWN. cant say the pompous bastard didnt deserve it.

@ @1st Anonymous. said...

No, I'm just informed and know for a fact that this prank has been done hundreds if not thousands of time, and cease to find it funny...
For example, from another Ivy League School....
http://www.yaledailynews.com/news/university-news/2005/11/17/shower-damage-announcements-were-forged/

but yeah, you're def right. i'm very jealous I didn't think up this prank YEARS ago.

Anonymous said...

haha no masturbating yeah right that would be funny