Is Dillon ignorant to the fact that aerobics classes and dance groups are making their regimens accessible to all campus? If so, they should clue in and make everyone within earshot buy a punchcard. Think of all the profits to be reaped from students from the Junior Slums to Whitman forced into jumping jacks by Dillon's enormous speakers. Perhaps we could put a Big Brother spin on things, install telescreens everywhere and send exercise abstainers to the Disciplinary Board for honor code violations.
Please don't point fingers at me, I'm not the whiner. I'm safely out of earshot in the Skull. However, PrincetonFML can better explain the suffering.
My lovely room in Dod is much less appealing due to the constant jumbles of sounds emanating from Dillon. I can’t imagine how the kids in the south end of Little even survive. FOLs