I moved into Upperclass Housing and now Whitman is punishing me. Two years of calling the dorm my home means nothing when it comes to handing out fluorescent tank tops for the Whitman Olympics. No level of begging could make the Whitman College Council loosen their iron grips on the highlighter colored articles. Even Harvey Rosen, Master of Whitman College and a former member of President Bush's Board of Economic Advisors, could not resist these irresistibly bro-ey tanks. So while the rest of the campus hit up the activities fair in Dillon, Whitmanites partied with Meg in the courtyard. Whitman bicker is not officially recognized by the University.