Friday, October 22, 2010

Jlo Pimps Out Her Babies

By Pritha Dasgupta '13

Apparently, it’s never too early to start pimping your children out to ad agencies. Take a page out of the book of Miss Jennifer Lopez, who has okay-ed her 2 ½-year-old twins to be the “spokesbabies” for Gucci’s new children’s line! (So, so many things wrong with that sentence.) The clothing line features items that range in price from $80-&1600, for the child who learns brand names before learning the alphabet. To make this further destruction of childhoods all across Tinseltown admissible, Gucci is donating $1 million to UNICEF.