Thursday, December 10, 2009

A Very Princeton Auction

You are the Wilson School. You have an image as an exclusive, elitist institution (even by Princeton standards).

Your mission: Demonstrate your everyman status by hosting an community service event to benefit the Greater Donnelly Neighborhood Institute. The Greater Donnelly Neighborhood Institute is a non-profit that works in an underserved area of North Trenton and offer "gang resistance and youth enrichment programs that are part of after-school, summer, athletic and arts programs."

There's only one hitch. Your choice of community service is a "Public Service Auction" which will feature center court seats to a Knicks game, a bottle of Dom Perignon champagne, a case of Feudi di San Gregorio Aglicano Rubrato wine and, of course, "special rum and cigars from a nearby Caribbean island nation." Nice, Woody Woo. Nice.