Weekly WTFs: the seriousest, silliest, strangest, or just plain stupidest news items of the week

• Monday: Your '12 friends found out if they were coming to these hallowed halls, and subsequently found "Did you get in? Did you??" pasted all over their walls.
• Tuesday: Admissions officers pretended to rescind all admissions. April Fools! Ha ha.
• Wednesday: So who wound up being the real Iron Tiger? I didn't go, but I hope there were gongs.
• Thursday: Princetonian Muckraking exposes the true working conditions of PUDS.
• Thursday: Forbes Alumni dinner. "Remember when we used to live in Forbes?" "Yes dear, I remember: the little temple in the woods, all that sushi, the way the night-herons cried in the bamboo forests... Wait, that was Japan."
• Friday: Count me naive, but I never realized that people took illicit drugs to do better in school. I'm not sure if the sanctity of the honor code is the biggest problem here though.
• Friday: This guy is clearly collecting pennies against the day that pennies are banned in Canada. But seriously, you're going to round prices to the nearest five cents for cash, but not for credit? The engineer in me shudders (meticulously).